Just one quick look into the recycling bins in my apartment building justifies my theory that the human race only has about 20 years left, so bringing kids into this world of shit is a pointless exercise.

No way I’m switching seats so that I can get my legs crushed while some lady who wasn’t paying attention while booking can not feel bad about her incompetence.

“I think it’s important to stay focused on the money and not on the message,” Austin Lane, president of Texas Southern University, told Politico. “We’re here to find out, most importantly, if there’s money to access, where is it and how do we get it.”

Change of heart, I guess. Heaven forbid there was a complication they need to address with their baby girl. Nothing wrong with it. Glad he made the choice! He’s like 12 years old anyway — plenty of time for tours!

My company offers 2 weeks of paternity leave, and I was able to use it a few years ago when my last child was born and while it wasn’t much time at all, it was an incredible experience. After the two weeks were up I tacked on some work from home days and in total had about a month at home with my wife and son. And…

All this energy, when they should be focusing on actually fixing BET proper. 

let those amongst us who *haven’t* had unprotected sex with porn stars while their third wife was having their child cast the first stone

Not defending Omar but she didn’t wreck that man’s home. That man did that when he stepped out his wife. Where is the dash cam video Omar forcing that man, at gunpoint, to step outside of his marriage with her?

This is fucking hilarious and thanks for explaining it, because I was still at the figuring-out stage of saying her name out loud and trying to come up with anagrams.

I love Skyrim and it never made me want to become a cat who’s an expert at pickpocketing and lockpicking. Or fight dragons. Or traipse through dungeons to fight skeletons and search for treasure.

I love Assassin Creed Odyssey but I have never once thought about going over to Greece and jumping off the Parthenon into a hay bale/leaf pile and then jamming a dagger in the neck of the nearest suckafool who had the misfortune of watching my caloric challenged ass climb up the Parthenon and was still in awe of what…

The assholes who are blaming video games for Vanilla Isis can go fuck themselves with a rusty chainsaw. Those were two different grown ass men who wanted to lash out at non-White people because they feel entitled to everything and they’re terrified by their irrelevance.

Let me tl:dr the article for you:

Counterpoint: NDT has taught me many things, and Jack Crosbie has not enriched my life in literally any conceivable way.

Don’t worry, Miles Morales Jermaine, your secret is safe with me.

...America is pretty fucking good at concentration camps and yet here we are, pretending the real situation isn’t that over half the country is all good turning a blind eye to the human rights atrocities our government excels at.

We were led to believe that Law Enforcement was the cream that rises to the top. We now know that shit floats as well. 

So does the fact I nodded along knowingly, laughed several times, and finished with a resigned sigh mean that I’m not infected? Luckily, my only high-risk factors are playing GTA Online and being white. Although, I do have any unholy love for mayonnaise, which I fear may be one as well! 

White privilege isn’t about being wealthy.

WHAT?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? How is she not under the jail? How did she get to just come back here? How is her “medical facility” still operating. This chick only has a HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA. That’s less than nothing when it comes to administering to sick patients.