just wanted to chime in unnecessarily and suggest anyone into the Sade/MF Doom mashup album Sadevillain. You can youtube it, and it’s dope.

Kids? Shoot,adults have to be on guard! I mean...you’re going to cookouts and functions where you just know there is going to be barbequeue sauces, red wines,and various desserts just waiting to spill or fall on your all-white. And don’t let it be later in the day,when everybody is already #turnt...you’re one drunk…

Stop letting Robert Kelly ruin shit for you

Timbs for my hooligans in BROOKLYN!

I would say “too soon” but, yeah, Magic getting shanked was just about as lame as that.

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

And not for nothing, but the WWE champion is black.

Damn, no wonder he has so many jobs. He’s gonna have keep working from beyond the grave to pay off all the alimony his relationship advice-giving  ass is racking up.

The Segregationist and the Jackboot. “Make America Separate but Equal Again.”
I’m done. Wake me up November 2020.

I’m not worried about him losing this show. He still has like 17 other jobs. The thing that got me is: He’s getting divorced again??? The author of such brilliant and insightful tomes as “Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man”, and “Get This, Get Rich” is about to surpass his buddy, Trump, in the failed marriage dept???…

Came to the comments for the Mo’Nique reference, leaving satisfied. 

Marjorie’s crocodile placemat should be at the pawn shop by now.

Ever met a sheriff's deputy or a prison guard? There's your answer.

I know you’re being sarcastic and you attempt to be an “ally” - but if you’re serious about being one - as a white person, you know the best thing you and the rest of you motherfuckers can do for the next, oh - 10-20 years?  SHUT THE FUCK UP.  I mean, in ALL ways.  Just fucking sit in the corner, don’t make jokes,…

Seriously, how stupid do you have to be in order to be too stupid to be a police officer?

That's an actual crime. This woman eating is not. Don't compare the two.

Sigh... see, that’s why some times i’m suspicious of the term “people of color” or a “person of color”. I don’t get a true sense of solidarity in it - it’s too situational. Maybe she sees herself as a person of color, but only if it’s to advance her... whatever.

If, by chance, you are ever tempted to call the authorities on a black any person for doing something that absolutely affects no one, such as eating or inhaling oxygen, ask yourself these three questions:

“may be a little too eloquent for his own good”

I had to stop reading at “a little to eloquent for his own good.”