Better to keep monsters, old and new, locked in the basement, and to let the conversation upstairs in the living room be as genteel as possible—even hypocritical. In matters of race hate, candor is overrated. Hypocrisy may be the moral way to go—until, as time passes, people become more civilized.

CHILE. If I had a dollar for every white person who has said some version of “you’re so articulate” to me, I could retire today. I’m in my 30s.

“may be a little too eloquent for his own good”

I had to stop reading at “a little to eloquent for his own good.”

Seth is great, but I really don’t think it’s productive to give people like McCain a platform to double-down on the dumb shit she says. If you want to have her on to promote a charity or something, or doing a segment about the shitty thing she says without her as a guest, both are fine. But this? Not so much. Not to…

Since modern country music is pretty much just R&B with a little steel guitar and twang sprinkled in, I think this song deserves to be on the country charts. That being said, I think modern country is mostly terrible. I do like seeing black folks embracing cowboy culture though. It’s American mythology that belongs to…

I dunno. Those Windsors have strong ass genes. Maybe a ginger whipped latte with extra foam. Hopefully he at least has Megan's hairline. 

So that guy dedicated a year of his life forming a fake friendship in order to get back at the guy who . . . spoiled a movie?

So this asshole was in the theater with his phone out taking pictures? He’s worse than the spoiler.

and weak ankles.

Can I play?!

Pictured: Alternate Reality Donald Trump, as per your description

One I saw this week - “if Victor Frankenstein had set out to assemble a creature from every human frailty, weakness and flaw, and then shoved 200,000 volts through it, Donald Trump would have risen from the slab.”

Well, it kinda was. I mean both are exercises in looking into an asshole.

Calling it now: the kid he smiles at through the fence is young Bruce Wayne

Perfect gif. 

Yoooooo!

I’m not a courtroom lawyer but I’m 99% sure cops don’t have the jurisdiction to make sure someone is a really a lawyer in court. That’s the court’s job and only the court’s job. The cop is there for security and to bring criminal defendants in and out of custody. This cop should 100% be fired but I’m sure he won’t be.

“I know I’ve beaten this drum a couple of times before on previous hard runs in the past”

The real David Bowie wouldn’t be this much of a dick, just sayin.