As they say, you only live once.

The mouthful of pizza that fell on the floor as soon as I saw this picture.

With pleasure madam

or

We’re just ordinary people/we don’t know which way to go

It’s the absolute worst, period.

The hoops you have to go through over rape and sexual assault.

At least it helps explain what boogie woogie woogie means.

This is exactly why I’ve been feeling for a long time that there’s no new experience to be had from video games anymore.

I’m convinced Florida was produced by the Bermuda Triangle.

Just Google Cam’ron & Bill O’Reilly 

Apparently they like playing cruel jokes onto themselves.

I wonder how many times cancer smacked him with a switch every time he couldn’t get his apologies right.

Welcome to Getting It Together 101.

Nobody asked for this shit. Nobody.

I love it when you dirty diapers prove my point. 

Because they hate joy and they’re masochists. 

Dear White People,

I read all of that. I was prepared to wax some super sarcastic, chest thumping, OD kiss my Black ass stuff.

And people wonder where the millions upon millions of dollars made per day by the MTA/Metro-North go to.