“If your seat belt isn’t tight, you fucked up.”

The really whitest shit I’ve seen at an airport was watching a white woman argue with the TSA agents at the ID checkpoint because her ticket and her license had two different names. She was not a happy camper. She said her daughter bought her tickets for her but doesn’t know her real name, so she bought them with the…

“I can’t be angry,” Counts said or his accuser, who remains unnamed.“If I waste a minute being angry it’s a waste of time. That’s a minute I could have been happy.”

lmaoooooooooooooo NO.

lMAOOOO I HAD NO IDEA IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY!

Ooooooh what the backwash nonsense......

It’s always the ugliest, disgusting, and cartoonish kinds of men with the strongest opinions on masculinity.

Hoooooooooooooooomie!

Man I saw this so late but dude, thank you. That’s such a nice thing to do, seriously.

Appreciate that a lot, thank you!

Thank you!

Thanks so much!

It’s a gate to the 5th Dimension of Hell.

Exactly, Bardi Baby bought to get it in and Cardi ready for all of it.

What Ye thinks of Ye

The Come-Up Princess done good.

I love how one picture just tells a whole life story and give me all the reasons why I would purposely aim for the head when the zombie apocalypse begins.

You guys pick the creepiest pictures.

This was definitely what I needed to hear today.

*deep breath*