Are you my date or nah?

You’re writer bae though.

It’s all good. Nobody is gonna give a damn if you do or don’t know, because this is for all levels of Blackness.

At first I was curious as to how one rages in the air on a drug binge but then I remembered it is Spirit Airlines, which I believe is the only airlines daring you to not have a coke habit by the time you touch down.

I did. Multiple times.

You know I had to do it.

And hopefully JC Chavez will be laughing loudly at that exact moment.

Amen.

As a former NYCHA employee, I’ll say this:

No way, you did nothing wrong at all.

Anytime my friend, any time.

2 words.

You see those ashy elbows?

You.

“#DCPolice We are #HereToHelp,”

Schools remind me of the government when it comes to racism: they really aren’t going to do anything about it except change figure heads.

Ahahaha straight up, because she wasn’t gonna do a damn thing.

Daaaaaaara!

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