I thought I saw one of them munching on a leaf as she held the door open, but it could just be my eyes playing tricks on me.

Been trying to write a piece on this since the weekend when I heard Charlamagne call himself Donkey of the Day for not knowing about rape culture until recently.

It’s a beautiful thing when used well.

I dunno why but she looks like a dirty crayon to me for some reason.

Never gets old

Well the whole point really is to look like Leslie Nelson in Naked Gun at all times, it’s more fun that way.

Yup!

Ahhh a Master Assassin if you will, with a minor in espionage. Or philosophy.

Ahaha don’t be modest, you pulled a Die Hard and jumped out the building while hijacking a helicopter to get down to safety.

People hate uncertainty. You spend your early years trying to maintain and cultivate certainty, you spend your later years recovering from the revelation that you never had it. 

And we know how they feel about time out.

I am a lover of cruel & unusual punishment for a number of odd reasons.

Who can drive a person mad faster than themselves?

Nah it’s time to up the ante.

When officers tried to get close and arrest him, the violent thug pulled out a small knife and was able to “stab or cut” three officers, according to the report.

I think a time is coming where we have to create a penalty for White people who want to say nigger.

Honest to God, I’d love to just steal Friends from them once and for all....I love that show too much.

How so?

Silence as a deadly weapon.

I just want these folks to just admit to being a whole bitch instead of talking their way around race.