Sorry to hear about your mother falling ill, Erik. Obviously I definitely wish her a speedy recovery.

That’s more complex. This is a fluid check.

This is the Jalopnik I signed up for. Nice work — would enjoy an update after you’ve used it a bit.

I had a Hyundai which would randomly lose power, fuel lines, injectors, and all the usual suspects were tested but without success, eventually the problem was solved by leaving it in a crappy area with the window cracked a little.

That’s why I always thank Siri after she helps me out.  I figure they’ll remember I was at least polite, and will kill me last.

An incredibly unfortunate marque for a military vehicle.

Wait a minute... the left-field Duncan Imports weird choice actually looks like the best of the bunch. What the hell is going on?

I’m still mad about the Nissan IDX

It’s a car website, we have to hate bikes. it’s the law.

The fisherman also went on to catch one of these.

I guess the ice comes first? Maybe they have an oath they have to take. 

That said, I’m still always a bit puzzled by things like the Tremor package: it provides a lot of very capable off-roading hardware, but are people really hardcore off-roading an $80,000+ truck with a luxury interior like this?

How do I give you negative stars?

“Every model comes included with a three-year subscription for the Electrify America charging network, with some fast-chargers now claimed to be capable of replenishing the Lucid’s battery at a rate of up to 300 miles in 20 minutes.”

Yeah man. It’s like the parent company execs went to business school in a classroom in the basement of 80s era GM. Taking a page from 101 Cost-Cutting Strategies to Max My Quarterly Bonus isn’t an actual strategy.

Don’t worry, the spirit of Joseph Lucas is driving 

The truck that has enough capability for 99% of people now looks like a truck. Good job Honda! (under my breath: about fucking time)

“Daddy, the top came off...”

My daughter and I shared an Amigo for awhile and other than brake pads and exhaust it was very reliable and still passed emissions with 250k on it.