I’m only saying this because I care—there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.

Yeah, you are in danger of becoming the gear head version of the cat lady.  

1st Gear: You get a bailout! You get a bailout! Everybody gets a bailout!!

Neutral: At face value it sounds great for someone who is in need of another vehicle when this is all over, BUT it’s only treating symptoms. The reality is that most people cant really afford a $35k car because wages haven’t kept up with inflation.

I thought the great thing about capitalism is that the market will respond to demand? If one company goes under, then someone else will step in to fill the void if there is a demand for that product/service. The skilled workforce would get picked up by the new company.

Details on the Fiero please. I could sneak one in, park in on the back forty and the wife would be none the wiser.

Ennui?

I’m guessing the sorts of people Porsche is looking to sell on this car are the sorts of people who might have bought a Panamera rather than an AMG Merc because it was quicker, sportier, better-handling. Whether they wanted that because they were ever going to take it to those limits (perhaps taking it to the track…

The Trailer’s Trailer’s Trailer, as directed by M. Night Shyamalamadingdong.

What’s the white tank top budget like for a film like this?

“will not let geo fence towers get put up due to EM concerns?”

Not just cutting grams, they’re losing pounds!

That’s what laps are for.  Giggity.

yeah, but then I’d miss out on the full-body workout of pushing it there.

These comments are from customer account managers, who may at one point have dabbled in engineering but were found to be people persons. They deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don’t have to. In fact, Engineers aren’t allowed to deal with people. 

Ours was “We’re not happy until you’re not happy”.

That makes perfect sense to me as a phrase. They have a good product and now want to produce it cheaply. The driver is the good product, not the cheap part and I think that is the better way of ending up with a good product in the end.

Ford: We’re going to call our electric vehicle a Mustang to try to leverage brand equity.

Considering how much commuting by car can corrupt a person, I’d rather have most people go around using public transport.

Did the seller run over your cat and not apologize or something? You have some weird vendetta against this car for some reason.