“it will focus on trying to wrench long haul truckers from one of the last middle-class income jobs you can obtain without mandatory post-secondary education.”

I own one, so I am totally biased, but these things are a lot of fun for the price.

We are at two different Lowe’s. No slips on displays. And anyway, how long was I going to wait in he lot for the guy to get the grill down?

2001 Buick Park Avenue.  Soft pillowy seats and a suspension that was tuned for cutting diamonds in the back seat.  Just a magical way to drive 500 miles in a day.

5th gear:  Only 23 selling days?  In California every day is a selling day.  What’s up with only 23?

Lowe’s? Are you fucking serious? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That company should be bankrupt, closed, and buried. I have tried THREE times to buy a major appliance there and EVERY FUCKING TIME it has been me begging them to sell me the item I wanted. First was the $1,000 grill that I tried to buy on the 4th of July…

I am hoping for frequent updates on this. I had a Spark EV and loved every second of that ridiculous vehicle. Seems that having an EV is getting pretty normal and in the event of needing to take a long trip where chargers are scarce, like US 50 east of Reno, just rent an ICE vehicle. This will be a great story to…

They should start dumping old furniture in Genevieve Jones-Wright’s front yard and see how long until shed starts complaining.

The best way I ever heard this merger explained is as follows.  The Chrysler Daimler merger was like when Germany and Poland merged in 1939.

First gen Viper was crazy stoopid, but even worse was the mid 80's 911 Turbo.  With all the weight hanging out the back it really likes to go ass end first.  There are a lot of cars from the late 80's to mid 90's that have too much power for their own good.

Same thing happened to me when trying to buy son a Mazda3 from Subaru of a certain town where the Raiders used to play. The sales person said they only conduct negotiations in person. I told her I was only interested in the out the door price and also if she was aware that there was a pandemic. She replied that they…

Except for Tom, these are all bad suggestions.  Get a Mazda3, fun to drive and as reliable as a hammer.

That sounds like all the levels combined.

The more I think about it, the less I like the auxiliary battery pack.  I’m losing 25% of the bed while adding 1,500 pounds.  Seems like more fast chargers are the answer. 

“Here’s a decent EV that costs about $20,000, doesn’t try to have all the range in the world, and succeeds in getting you safely from Point A to Point B.”

I both love and hate the Seville rear end. I’m not sure anything else in the world makes me feel like that.

“This time, we’re cruising over to Scottsdale, Arizona, to rev up a new pilot with self-driving car company, Cruise.”

I love the band Edmund Fitzgerald and the song about the sinking of the SS Gordon Lightfoot, which was rammed by the SS Cat Stevens.

DON’T have Torch come on to blather about tail lights.  Actually, now that I read that, I’m fairly intrigued by the thought of that.  

It’s like the Jeep Eagle for 2020, of course it would still be carbureted.