Opened the article thinking “Man, Torch, don’t screw this up”. Then I saw the AMC Eagle. NICE.

It’s worth it for this guy:

Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you fucking win COTD. Well done.

Every time I hear “the Boring Company” I always think of Toyota. Is it just me?

David, I think you might be going in the wrong direction of being a Jeep guy. I’m hoping your not turning into the male Jeep version of this:

I couldn’t wait to read Torch’s suggestion. Then I get: Aztek. WTF. In a world full of affordable shitboxes (anything Eastern European would have been correct) we get this. What has the internets done with Torch?

What is the deal with the inset below the fuel gauge? Is it calibrated to show 1/4 to E tank. Did Nissan think this was an issue?

I like the sound of the model being either the Jade or Cinnamon. Put a little glitter and essence of strawberry then you do have the strip club of the automotive world.

Change the Beetle to a Jeep and it sounds like David Tracy’s speech to his kid. BTW, Torch should name his second Atkinson.

This is GOLD.

Good to see David Tracy has come to his senses. He looks older with the beard.

1st Gear: Wait, What? Ford is coming out with a 300 mile EV? I’m an EV nerd and I wasn’t aware of this. I hope they make a double chrome plated solid gold diamond encrusted platinum trimmed model for Fancy Kristen.

People with an Amazon account and no taste.

Stef, give me your shipping address and I’ll send you the nicest pair of lightly used Sparco coveralls you’ve ever seen. Built in knee pads and elastic wrist and ankle cuffs. Bonus is they look like a driving suit.

“I’ve got a beautiful cylinder head from a 1992 Jeep Cherokee (the one Ihydrolocked) just sitting in my living room”.

It sounds great to save some money and get a color you’re not crazy about, like silver, but then you walk into the parking lot and realize you made a huge mistake.

Because he wanted it to be REALLY tight.

“There was something that happened inside the engine right before it came apart,”

I was just thinking how this could be the new Bronco, if Ford went really retro with it. Then I thought about the backlash Ford would get if it introduced an EV Bronco for 80k. It seems that these boutique automakers are getting a pass at charging massive sums of money for pretty simple cars (You can buy a new Yukon…