Hot take: the worst place I had a car break down wasn’t a sketchy place, it was a nice place.

“Well James, he’s driven off a cliff and is now engulfed in flames”

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

So then...

Derwin employee 1: How can we make a decade-old Italian supercar less reliable?

Pretty much nobody teaches decent personal finance at any level in the United States. It’s one of our biggest educational failings.

Depends on the context of too much.

One of my favs of his, mostly for the end.

His Matt Damon accent really sells it.

This man is doing the Lord’s work

And painfully expensive

This may be the most painful thing I’ve ever tried to read on Jalopnik.

That is a very painful question for me.

Those are even worse than the CR-V drivers. Masters of entering the freeway at 30mph and proceeding all the way to the left lane where they will complete their entire journey at 5mph under the speed limit. They also give BMW drivers a run for their money at keeping their turn signals in mint, never used condition.

Wow, this is worse than I thought. She also makes people wait in line behind her while she writes a check. Definitely needs to get help.

Wrong assessment. He shouldn’t have gone whipping as fast as he thought possible (that is, faster than he could safely judge the road). By the time he started thinking about ‘oh what do I do now’ he was already committed to going too fast into too tight of a corner. That is, he was fucked. The unfixable mistake was…

Another specific feeling that doesn’t have a name- The terror of living in Texas during tornado/hail season and you don’t have a garage or car port.

My advice, and this seems weird, but trust me on this. Go to the under side of a rocker panel, and put a small scratch in the paint in an inconspicuous area. You cause the first one. It’s no longer perfect, no longer a vehicle a in a bubble. Now drive it. It’s insured. It’s just sheet metal, wire, plastic and rubber.…

Here’s a German word we should all be familiar with.