I was a car stereo installer way back when that was a thing. My favorite customer experience was when a guy came in for a deck for his daughter’s spanking new Neon or something.

dirty diapers stuffed in McDonalds bags alongside half eaten cheeseburgers in the trunk

Pontiac LeMans. Never been to LeMans.

No worries, bro, relatively humidity of under 70% can create weird burbling around the rear deck and mess with the downforce, plus I bet this one had the 24mm rear swaybar and not the beefier 27mm version, plus tire pressure over 30psi and the GoPro blocking your peripheral vision and bad flashbacks from Virginia and…

Second Fourth-generation Viper; the last of the traction-control-free coffins sports cars.

And here I thought Camrys were renowned for their go-kart handling:

amateur

1. Locate broken-off hardened Grade 8 bolt

For all those who (somehow) might not be convinced that Elba should be the next Bond:

Top guy!

Tonight on Top Gear.

Hello...BBC? Yeah about the Top Gear openings...Call Mr. Elba...like now. KTHANKZBI

Hahaha I know that feels bro. Who knew an old Viva with a Mazda engine would make me want to move to Christchurch NZ?

The closest I’ll ever be to driving a real S200 :(

Well, ladies and gentlemen, let me put it to you this way: this weekend I went to record my 0-to-60 time. So I pressed “START” on my phone stopwatch, and I hammered the gas pedal, and the total time came to two minutes and 19 seconds, because that’s how long it took me to find my phone after it flew into the backseat…

Thank goodness I’m not the only one who doesn’t like this generic, douchey band.

If the other party brought a scary looking armed guy along for my Craigslist deal I would be very worried. How can I be sure that guy is from a trusted 3rd party security company and not there to rob me? I am gonna want to hire my own goons. Next thing you know every craigslist transaction is gonna involve 12 guys in…

I always bring at least 2 friends, one is generally another guy friend and the other is generally a 9mm or 40.