Still I think that my suggestion of not wanting bugs on my teeth was quite good, but what the heck...

Well, this was undoutedly better than the zombie eating another's man face raw.

I'd give my left little toe, to be able to pussyfoot around the south of France trying to look cool in a Bugatti. It's all a matter of priorities.

Because I can't stand the flies getting stuck in my teeth, and I need air conditioning in summertime.

You immediately see that this article was not written by someone else, since all possible references to both Ferrari and a fiery death are clearly missing. I'm almost sad, since I was getting used to them. Oh, well! It's not always Sunday...

Yes. Indeed it is.

Go troll yourself.

I like it very much, thank you.

Why not?

Quite bad interiors modification as well.

This one. Tasteless, I could say.

My Mom would have said: "Good, so they learn, and the next time they'll be more careful".

This story seems to be based on a meme that's at least as old as me, and I'm not a teenager. When I was a boy, my dad was Marketing Manager of a longtime defunct firm: the Necchi Company of Italy.

Update: we have a picture of the owner.

This one. She's been very good so far.

Yes. Sure it's so: first a straight take, then a perpendicular one. And to think I'm a technician...

I'd like to know why the green Lexus starts on a Volvo forklift, and ends on a Deere. The Volvo was not able to make the full trip?

Fantastic. Just fantastic.

It was time. He'd better go to sell ice creams.

This is the story of a car crash where the two involved people couldn't walk away from it, because they were both dead.