He could enter my chimney, if you know what I mean and I think that you do.

I wouldn’t think less of someone else if they hired a fully qualified, talented employee who is a recovering addict, even if that employee relapsed. Even if that employee’s relapse caused problems at work and the employee had to be let go. Giving a talented, good person who happens to have a history of addiction a…

Happy Saturday Social, all! After several months away, I’m slowly coming back to the Jez community. I’d love to hear what everyone has been up to!

Fuck all of this. Fuck everything. Idris Elba should be every Santa, everywhere.

ETA: someone makes the Santa-MLK connection in the ex-comments as well. I’m actually starting to feel deeply disturbed at how readily white people are jumping to Martin Luther freaking King as the Black equivalent of Santa Clause.....

Aren’t Santa’s key physical components his bushy white beard, his jiggly belly, and his twinkling eyes? What the hell does the color of his skin have to do with any of those things? What is wrong with people?

Goddamnit. I seriously can’t remember a day in the last month where I haven’t hated humanity at least once.

One of those tweets...

This teaser is very, very short, but I do love that it contains the most important part of any monster movie:

Women are mutilated by their partners on such a regular basis that it barely makes the news. In my area alone in the last 2 years a woman’s husband cut her breasts off and a woman who went to my high school had acid thrown in her face by her bf. The acid thrower got a whopping 2 years in prison.

Dear HRC: I keep thinking about that scene in The Abyss. You know the one where Ed Harris brings Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio back to life and, between bouts of CPR, he yells, “Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight!”? And she comes roaring back to life?

she only raised $3.5m for herself over the entire election