he and I have broken about 6.02*10^23 fasteners

This article is peak David Tracy.

This has been my experience with tech like radar cruise and lane keep assist. I don’t trust any of it enough to let my guard down, and now I have to pay extra attention to how the systems are working. They’re great for a momentary break to wiggle your toes and shake out your shoulders, but I’m more relaxed just doing…

I hate how much I like it

There was a Serge Storms book where they covered up real bullet holes with the stickers

Dammit Kinja.

I guess we got the TruckNutz here in Texas before some of the other states because I remember when they first came out I had to pick up a coworker from Ohio at the airport. On the drive back to the shipyard he stops mid-sentence and points to the truck in front of us. “Is that, are those, does that truck have…

Stickers that vainly attempt to cover up your obvious insecurities:

I once got rear-ended so bad it broke my back window. Body shop apparently put used glass in the car.  I found this out on a cool morning.  Left for work and hit a low spot where the windows instantly fogged.  A ghostly memorial to some dude appeared on the back window from where the sticker had once been.  Freaked me…

There’s so many things, but nothing is worse than that chrome trim people use to edge their doors. Quickest way to make any car look like a tacky junk heap.

These F***ing things.

These. Just because the advertising has them improperly aimed, doesn’t mean that’s how they should be installed.

I really dislike fake venti-ports or side-vents, whatever you want to call them. Even worse, when they are randomly placed somewhere not on the side.

Yeah, just get some real speed holes.

Autozone stick on.. well anything

Ironically, much hated at the time, I wouldn’t mind a window-Garfield now. I’m in the mood for some pointless nostalgia.

Truck Nutz is the champ at pure dumbness, but this donkey hood ornament with eyes that light up is a contender:

These fucking things.

Spinners. The spinning rims were a pretty awful accessory and the trend even made its way down to the accessory aisle at Walmart. Lots of the marching band kids at my school ironically put them on their shit boxes and that was actually pretty funny.