Your edit has it. A GT86GR would sell. (They could call the other one a BRZ STI.) It would sell like crazy—for an accessible sports car, anyway. But it would eat into the sales of the Supra (which isn’t selling well anyway) and that can’t be allowed.

You think that a 4500lb Camry with 30 more horsepower will be faster than a 2800lb YarisGR?

In my area, they’re driven by some 40year old with wrap around sunglasses, with music volume set to douche, cruising around at 20mph. 

People seem to keep missing the dollar amount point of your argument. Like, I prefer the Morgan over this or a used Elise but I’m not getting either of them for 20k new.

Drives like a sports car. If you can drive a car, you can drive a Slingshot. You know people don’t get special training to buy Hellcats or 765LTs or Chirons, right? How is this any different?

Don’t drive like a dick, you won’t get in trouble. 

I KNOW WHAT THIS IS!

It was an unfortunate convergent evolution: now every sporty car has to have all the latest luxury features and I HATE it. Let the luxury cars be luxury cars and the sports cars be sports cars.

“only 204 miles”

You mean Factory Five will sell you 2 caged KITS for that. Big difference from buying a turnkey car.

involves cutting a giant hole in the hull.

The free food wasn’t actually part of the plan. They just saw what David rolled up in and thought “we should probably give this guy something to eat”.

DS9 has aged vastly better than most other Trek shows. 

Kawasaki Ninja. Pretty sure most cops won’t/can’t chase a motorcycle.

Also, he's wrong about lateness. 🤷‍♀️

I suffer from it. It's mainly bc of anxiety and adhd. I check my locks multiple times. I make sure my animals are fed and have water, then windows are checked, then drive. It's not like I'm saying "my life is more important"! Fuck that noise

That’s untrue. There are all sorts of reasons for chronic lateness. Some people who are chronically late try really hard but they are just incapable of managing their time or they have a child, or... one of many other reasons. People with ADHD, for example, have focus issues and lose track of time easily. They are not…

I think, as it is a motorcycle it does not have a foot (or a frunck) it has a fannier.

Fanny pack.

And it sports a Frunk (or a Foot if you are in the UK?).

I’m mad Toyota never made this.