Based on the sketch, it appears the killer is actually YouTube personality Logan Paul.

Cool, I’ll make sure to avoid those films as well.

No one is more eager to please (and quick to complain) than the McElroy fandom!

I agree. This little boy with the deep adult sounding voice surely had no idea on how the big grownup world works! The moderator should have known better than to hand the microphone to a 10 year old who has never been exposed to things like Q&A sessions or considerate public discourse.

You’re wrong. Texas would approve of the murder, but also would never pass up the chance to turn it into a DOUBLE murder!

“This guy was allowed to ramble on far too long.”

Ah, yes. Don’t shit on the guy monopolized all the time that was left, shit on the employee of the venue whose job it was to hand the guy the mic. That person should’ve known that the guy would ramble and prevented it.

It’s been interesting to hear the podcast My Brother, My Brother and Me try to address this issue when they do live shows. Audience members are supposed to ask for advice, but it got to the point where most of them were just telling a funny anecdote and asking “am I good?”. Their current method is to have two people…

Inside the Actors Studio was great for those cringeworthy questions from thirsty audience members. 

So what? You think the other people there didn’t care about the show or want to ask stuff? He ruined it for everyone else by being a selfish dbag, maybe don’t try to plug your personal bullshit when that’s clearly not the place.

True story, at Playwrights Horizons in NYC a few years back, there was a play whose title I cannot recall, in which a white woman’s deceased black husband’s ashes were in a jar. A character says, “Maybe he’d like to be scattered over the Brooklyn Bridge.” It’s basically never brought up again.

At the Q&A, with the…

I specifically said no geeks!

So did they throw you out of the building immediately after you asked that dumb-ass non-question, or did you at least have time to go to coat check?

Hey, hi, big fan of the work you guys did with Hormel Black Label Bacon. So, ummmmmmmmmmmm.... okay, so, this is actually a seven part question... ummmmmmmm... well... so... what, like, is, uh, umm, like... wait, wait, let me start over... ummmmm... so... what do, like... hold on... oh, right, umm... I wrote an…

In the US we would find a way to take a law meant to stop people from being assholes to one another and turn it into a way to promote an asshole agenda.

Go ahead and laugh but that guy now has a 6 picture deal with Blumhouse.

Yeah, that wouldn’t be abused at all.

“Is your airplane physically on fire?”

Episode 400 is the hardest I’ve laughed at anything this year, by a pretty comfortable margin.

Short answer: Justin is trying to use a cheat sheet to identify the celebrities on the Escape to Margaritaville red carpet, but he starts to just assume that every attractive white man is Matt Doyle. They’re all also extraordinarily anxious about the whole thing, which lends a crazed energy to most of that particular…

No “What’s the scariest sea creature”? I know the questions are pre-written, but when you have a McElroy on deck...