So...that looks awful. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure it's a perfectly competent action game. But what happened to the 100% sword control? The option to still sneak through the game and not have to kill anyone? Where'd that stuff go?

I DO FEEL BAD D:

Hey, that's Food Lion brand orange soda. Neat.

Are you fucking shitting me? I just spent the 850 coins I had on a couple of bags because after a year of nothing new I figured they weren't going anywhere with the program. Fuck.

I'm...not really seeing it. I looked, I did! Is there some specific part of the picture that looks so much worse that you'd trade 15 FPS for it?

Jeez Fahey, it's almost like you don't like the game.

Wow, you're actually being serious about being totally indignant that Kotaku didn't know about some weird and obscure trick in a game that hasn't been popular for almost 10 years.

There shouldn't even have been a shitstorm. Just because Westerners go looking for shit to be offended by, doesn't mean other people see it that way.

I imagine it's the same affliction it always is, a bad case of I DIDN'T/CAN'T READ THE FUCKIN ARTICLE

Why are people acting like he's leaving Nintendo. 'Retiring from his current position' doesn't sound anything like 'Retiring from Nintendo'.

1) Fun.

What?

Lol, no.

Well, as was just told by my personal indie game of the decade, you don't have to stand out to be beautiful.

More like, what IS good about Mao? Disgaea 3 is the only one I couldn't stand and didn't finish.

For 3 bucks they're pretty good games. Whether your a fan of their particular brand of wordy humor is another thing entirely.

Even if they had it, using it would probably disallow you from being ranked.

Funny, I always thought it was because 'unique' generally just means 'ugly'. Look at Lady Gaga, for instance. Holy shit is she hideous.

I see, thanks for giving a good, and well thought out answer. Maybe it just doesn't seem like a big deal to me at all, because I never read reviews before I go to see a movie. I don't need snooty critics trying to get me to second guess my own tastes.

And how does that terribly damage the movie?