@Hotscot: 23 years later isn't really that long as far as planets go...

@Giovani Alfredo Urrutia: Because it's street cred for his kind of artist. I'm not impressed at all. What I'd be impressed by is a college degree and a full stock portfolio.

@pen.suhl: How about, don't be a god damn fucking idiot and be in jail in the first place.

@☆Giroro G66☆: Wait wait wait. I hate nostalgic things by definition; I was incredibly angry when the 70s style haircuts came back into style, etc, although I don't mind the 80s stuff. AM I A HIPSTER!? !11 ogno

@jayrock423: The ruin everything by having funny hair, listening to music you don't like, and riding a bike?

So wait. If it's reflavored, doesn't that make the 'tastes like chicken' meme totally pointless?

@rrwakc: Rice cookers are...pretty normal man. That's hardly a gadget. Towel warmer, yes, that's odd, but rice cookers are just another kitchen accessory like a blender.

@Matat: Wow that's just incredible.

@AreWeThereYeti: even if he's a moron, he's still right about the OP being wrong.

I'm gonna have to go with fake. I'm sure a lot of others here use airports on a regular basis, but you don't just saunter through the walkthrough detector. You have to wait there until they tell you to step through and then they jam a probe up your ass.

@Badlands99: The slaughter the other news channels in ratings because they aren't actually airing news; they're airing clearly biased sound bites designed to entertain their main audience.

@The-Ohio-Player: Wow I had no idea that old Stephen King short story was turned into a Creepshow short.

@moo083: No they don't. They changed it for the West, and it's far from 'the standard'.

@chickdigger802: Because that's how it was on Nintendo (except it was a and b of course) and 'mericans are too stubborn and stupid to accept change.

@07.rain: Uh huh. You got any links? MY local town was recently shocked by the local police force performing an entire three ring circus and then raping every man, woman, and child in a 2 mile radius. DAMN PIGS.

@Doug Reeves: Pretty sure a 2 foot alligator can still give you a nasty chomp.

@Sticks Calhoun: I imagine if you did it this way, they could just use your water waste for cooking! (After being strained.)

@Renzo: [weblogs.baltimoresun.com]

@brianjones2007: It's hardly taken care of. Read the last paragraph again, and that's just the least of it.