No squirrels in high office? MAYBE ALLENE WAS RIGHT.

OH MY GOSH. OH MY GOSH. YES. TOTALLY YES.

I'm watching my lady friend play this. Apparently, Final Fantasy XV is this installment where a K-Pop boy band picks potatoes in a Rust Belt town circa 1973, then goes fishing.

I was never curious about Fisher's writing until reading this. I'm picking up Wishful Drinking now.

Yeah, my only clue that it wasn't the original was a particular soullessness to the endeavour.

Jeezus - Jeremy Irons has officially turned into the English F. Murray Abraham. Clearly doesn't give a shit about his film legacy, more interested in the money and in doing theater.

I was actually interested in seeing this, but based on this and other reviews, I'm going stay far away from it, at least in the theaters (maybe when it hits Netflix).

Wouldn't it make more sense to stew a couple of squirrels, rather than pan-fry?

Andy Richter is a goddamned treasure. I stopped watching Late Night around the time Andy left, and started watching The Tonight Show when I learned that Andy was part of the team again.

I liked the The Nice Guys. It was more enjoyably Coen-Bros.-ish than Hail Caesar!.

Here's my non-spoilery one-sentence review of Rogue One for film nerds:

I finally read Batman: A Death In The Family. I actually remember the issues being sold in my local Waldenbooks in the late 80's and thinking that I should buy them. Sadly, 15-yo me had other priorities, like the Robotech novels by Jack McKinney, and blew my dough elsewhere.

Do we have post-coital/abobo Marie Callendars?

Your Kether? You and me, we're in a fight now!
*grabs Tsunami's ice cream off the cone, eat some, puts it back*

You're going to spend the first few episodes of S3 still hating it because of the way Edgar is treated. Then you're going to get some satisfaction.

All I could think of while reading Maggie Scales' entry was this: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I also caught up to this last weekend. I had a long shoot on Saturday. That night, since I didn't really eat earlier in the day, I indulged in what I call "The Single Father's Smorgasbord": a pizza, burrito, and chicken pot pie - all costing $1, all microwavable. You can describe this meal as a loose confederation…

The fireworks scene - especially in context of the show, but even without, only knowing that this is a vulnerable human being immersing himself into an environment that should terrify him - is easily the most beautiful TV moment of 2016.

I'm going to second, third, fourth, AND fifth Desmin Borges for his performance as Edgar Quinteros in You're The Worst's "Twenty-Two." Easily the single most powerful performance in TV of the year. Like "Jurassic Bark," I won't re-watch "Twenty-Two" because my reaction to it was so visceral.

Immortal Be-Taken - "what I do have is a very particular set of trills"