It's not absurd. If the divorce was finalized at 24 and the new marriage is happening at 28, that's only a four year window to 1. be single 2. start dating 3. get into a serious relationship and 4. plan a wedding. That's really not a lot of time at all. If OP has been dating new guy for most of that, it would mean…

Dude I'm getting married in a few months and the whole process is crazy. We feel really good about this decision, but I can see how it would be overwhelming to try and stop it even if you were having doubts. We (and our parents) have sunk thousands of dollars into vendor deposits, all our friends ask about it every…

Thank you. My (ex) friend is dating a married guy. He says he won't leave his wife "for the children." And I'm like, buddy, if you think spending every second of your free time with a woman only 7 years older than your oldest child is fostering a nurturing environment, then you are fucking unhinged. They're not…

I think that says a lot about what we are teaching (or rather NOT teaching) our youth about consent.

The same reason these sick fucks let that shit go for 20 years in the first place.

hahahahahahahahahah is that cavewoman wearing a modest white prairie dress????? what in the actual FUCK

Yeah, like who gives a fuck about how viruses evolve? Like, when was there ever a flu epidemic?

If you came from your grandparents, then why do you still have cousins, huh!?!

Yeaaaah but mole is much more bitter than sweet. It's mostly made out of sunflower seeds with like tiny bit of bitter chocolate. A chocolate martini all over my steak? BARF.

You did the right thing. There is no future with leather steak guy. I mean, what are you gonna do? Spend the rest of your life chewing shitty dry food? No way.

How many times do you think restaurants got tired of her bullshit and just switched out steaks after sendback 2. Ooh, here you are ma'am! You were right, we cooked it longer and it got nice and pink and juicy!

I worked at a pet store chain that customers would commonly refer to as "PetDumb" in fits of rage. One of those secret shopper mouthbreathers got the entire crew written up for "yelling at [her] daughter". The kids was climbing up one of those huge rolling stock ladders and a concerned clerk asked her to please come…

Bless her heart.

Boom goes the dynamite.

UGH. for reals it looks like period.

Did anyone else think that dude's junk looked hilarious?

Backwards baseball hat and cargo shorts is like the date rape uniform.

I am so sorry. I literally dry heaved when I got to the part where he touched your hair.

why the FUCK didn't this come out before Halloween! all i want in the world now is to put on matching black leather jackets with my bestie and make shitty raps like it's 1999.

Be straight with me bro, how did you teach the dog to suck your dick?