They SHOULD do that from a "benefit of the gaming community as a whole" standpoint. From the point of view of their best interests, that doesn't make any sense.

My Sony consoles have been the most reliable.

Aside from Apple fans, I know no group of corporate fanboys who will Stan harder for a company than Nintendo fans. It's almost like a conspiracy-theory circle jerk. Anything that comes from non-fanboy press is an article that "doesn't get it", or something written by "haters", and everything Nintendo does is perfect.

I've been around a lot longer than you have. When I see Nintendo fumble these things again, I think, "Oh, so that's where they're going to cut corners this time."

It is generally fairly terrible, lyrically-speaking. For the longest time, "My President is Black" is the only part of the song i could remember.

WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LINK A CENSORED VERSION!?

"Give me another question, and then get out of my life, Erik."

Quartapino.

The Robster's Filipino.

Only if someone's feeling their oats. Theaters, as in "the boss man" care about that stuff.

I never played this, but the box art as a kid always made me laugh.

I think I've maybe platinumed 2 games. There's just not any point for me for the most part.

Spam parry. Much like all the other Platinum games, there's a completely broken system attached to their overrated sense of style and flair.

I thought you were making that up. Holy crap.

How does it feel to be hunted?

ROYAL FLUSH!

Always and forever.

^Waist.

Russia knows what they did.

ROBOT HOUUUUUUSE!