"WHOOOAA! TRAINING THEY FORBIIIIIIDDDDD!"

Fighting games. I know at my old age I won't have the reflexes to play at a high level, even if I did want to spend all that time learning. So, watching people play those at a high level is interesting to me.

Oh, please. The entire end sequence of that game was god awful.

Sweep the Leg is terrific. He was decent in Karate Kid…anything else, I didn't consider all that noteworthy.

There's usually a horizontal pole on the ceiling these days. The masseuse uses it for leverage and balance.

Ehhhhhhh. Sort of…

One of the girls who was a year older than me was this cool counter-culture character. Almost a proto-hipster, I guess.

That's the thing for me. Facebook just seems like a way for the cool kids to reassert their popularity.

Especially when you're too busy looking good.

I'd remove Zabka. Or only include him as a tiny part. All the Simmons-boners for the guy have led me to revulse when I see Zabka's name.

I think I quote Jim Kelly lines from this movie more often than I quote Bruce Lee lines.

Holy crap. I forgot Arsenio was in Martial Law. I just remembered it as the cop show with Sammo Hung and Kelly Hu.

At the exact moment he was struck by lightning, obviously.

I saw them at Comic-Con, (The USA shows always gave out shirts that I could sell on ebay…to make back the price of godforesaken San Diego parking.) and as the cast was set to come on stage, Curt Smith of Tears for Fears opened for them, and started into "Shout".

That's what kind of soured me on the show. That and the way every single episode after like, Season 2 involves Shawn figuring out the crime, and just as he's about to get killed, the real cops happen to show up, even though nobody ever called for them.

He wasn't underage, and he wasn't groped, so it's only mostly like a Trump rally.

I bet as he was stepping towards the entrance to the bus, the tour manager was all, "I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend."

I bet as he was stepping towards the entrance to the bus, the tour manager was all, "I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend."

I tried to get people to start Vodka and Coke a "Russia Libre", but it didn't take.

I dunno about root beer, but I've had root beer & vodka or root beer & rum before, and they're perfectly tolerable.