I’ve played MMOs with 2 accounts at once, but this is a whole new level of soloing.

As someone who had to just put an emergency new roof on a 14 year old house... start saving, FAST!

I hear ya.  People ask if my house is old, and I say “nah, build in the early ‘90s!”.  Then I realize it’s 26 years old and I should probably start saving for a new roof.

Did you intentionally ignore the fact that the game runs on mobile phones (and Switch) and that’s more than likely where the problem lies, just to make a jab at Xbox?

Minecraft is a deceptively demanding game and major graphical overhauls are difficult to do without making a system melting nightmare.

Yeah, when you’re not having to deal with this shit IRL, sure.

Once when I was about to beat somebody at Magic: the Gathering Online, he went on an antisemitic rant about how he was going to “kill all the Jews at Wizards of the Coast.”

It’s like seeing your favorite high school teacher again and finding out they’re doing great. 

The Kotaku NSFW fishhhh how i missed you old friend.

Thats some sweet Kotaku fish action right there.

Robot Overlord 34003221: We SEE YOU ENJOY VIDEOS OF ROBOTS BEING HURT. RESPOND.

My ignition switch broke recently and I couldn’t turn off the engine.

As a volunteer at my local track, let me ask “what the hell are these dudes doing?”

Solidly Team NoOne.

Oh how very fast the veneer of innocence has dropped.

Geeks are welcoming! Geeks are enthusiastic about Geekery and love sharing that with their fellow geeks!

As long as we’re gonna throw out anecdotal evidence, in high school (mid 90s) I was a dyed-in-the-wool nerd (D&D, Monty Python, collected Ghost Rider and Lobo comics, played a buttload of NES and SNES games) and 100% abso-fucking-lutely carried around ideas about women that were unfounded at best and toxic at worst.…

No true Scotsman nonsense.

If there’s one thing angry, vindictive nerds on the internet love and respect it’s Journalists, so I see absolutely no way this could possibly go wrong. :(

You made up most of the words in this. Right?