Maybe they could open instead with “My black friend once told me...”

nice reply snowflake

Whitism???? hahahahahahahahahaha you sound so smart

Recent polling suggests that 63% of African Americans want to dramatically reduce our legal immigration pull. With the majority of respondents  (54%) wanting immigration levels to decrease from 0- 250k per year. And a plurality wanting 1 -250k per year. (48%)

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Don’t let the history of award nominations expect angry idiots from being so shocked that ____ didn’t get nominated for ______. When the internet was in uproar that Wonder Woman didn’t garner directing awards or nominations, reason didn’t seem to be anywhere near these people’s minds.

You’re right! Comedic performances by women rarely get recognized by the Oscars. But if they do, it’s in this category. Let’s examine the past 10 years! Penelope Cruz won for Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Melissa McCarthy was nominated for a breakout/scene-stealing role in Bridesmaids (a nice parallel to Haddish’s…

I ain’t fighting for somebody else’s money. Fuck all these millionaires with their first world problems.

Get out of here, AV Club. You don’t want no part of this shit.

American Pie Presents: Band Camp

My Secret Recipe for the Best Vegetarian Hamburger:

At least there’s the comment section to learn these things.

Maybe because I watched it for the first time in my late 20s, but anyone who defends Duckie from Pretty in Pink beyond “He was kind of a mess but we’re all children of God” way raises my hackles. God, he was an annoying creep.