@Hello Mister Walrus: What would you call them? I sell tubing & pipe for a living (steel not alum.) and that's what it looks like to me. - Cut-to-length tubing with one end anchored in a light source and the other end capped with an orange lense. I'm sure it's more complicated than that, but based on the pic above…

@Time Pilot AKA: it depends on how much cocaine Sorkin has snorted recently. I hope he's stayed clean but as with most creative types - they usually do their best work when they're hitting their vice of choice.

@esbaird: Yes, Sorkin does some good stuff. I wonder, if like other Sorkin works, this one will feature everyone walking around real fast shooting of snappy comments.

@Alfisted: For the remainder of the day I bow to you good sir.

All this talk about getting car-sick. I don't think it does that much driving while showing films. More like it drives somewhere and stays for a while doing showings then drives on somewhere else to set up.

Seriously, am I the only one who thinks this is actually a joke?

As a kid I always wanted the biggest SAK I could afford. Now that I'm older I appreciate noticing how many of my manly peers carry the basic model - knife, scissors, file, toothpick, and tweezers. You know, the same one that your company buys from a knockoff vendor and has their logo printed on for giveaways.

When I was in the 3rd grade my parents bought me a small die-cast metal Voltron set. But Paul Gonzalez' parents bought him the 2 foot tall Voltron set (massive, cool, but plastic). I always wanted his and thought mine was crap. Now that I'm older I see the error of my ways and, of course, wish I'd kept mine.

@Tarnis-Phoenix: whatever it takes to get laid brother. If she liked that I kept a case of her favorite fragrance on hand then I'd be buying too.

Well, let me get everyone's take on the N64 controller which has always been my personal favorite. Of course that was the last system I did any lengthy gaming time on. But I did love the controller.

@♫ Realityism ♪♫: Son, don't take your phone down to them there crossroads!

I got this phone a week ago at Best Buy. It's a pretty slick phone although I'm having a little difficulty adjusting to Android. Only downside that I see so far is all the preloaded AT&T apps.

@Skunky: Amen. I'd love to have one of those old keyboards. But I can't imagine how loud it would be in this office if we went back to those.

I think I might get an iphone now.