Great. Jesse will have to overnight parts from Japan and Germany now.

Tesla Roadster Test Driver Swears The Car’s Insane Quoted Performance Times Are ‘Conservative’

He’s just trying to make his household CAFE numbers.

Maybe, but Tesla has achieved true automotive douche-baggery in record time with easily the highest percentage of shitbag owners of any marque. I honestly thought Charger/300 and Altima/Maxima driver’s achievements would never be surpassed,but here we are.  The dude at work who rolls a 100D also has some stupid Road…

Counterpoint: Cruising at the speed limit on a straight highway is the same regardless of how much power you have. The one place where having a lot of power comes in handy is completely hampered by the fact that going to jail sucks.

A world where people are bragging about their scale numbers on the internet instead of their dyno numbers is a world I want to be a part of.

I want SL in Mercedes speak to mean super light again

Down with horsepower. Up with weight.

I believe that Trump’s greatest deception is convincing anybody that he knows about business.

“If you’re Irish, or just white and violent...” How can you not laugh trying to say that?

I just hate Fallon because he’s unfunny and smug, but to each their own.

They both look cool, and I see your point. Nevertheless Average Joe Businessman is not going to really care, or even know, that they are 2 separate platforms.

I think of the big 3 German companies, Mercedes Benz exteriors are the least attractive. I like their interiors the most though.

Fuck, it looks so much better than the AMG GT 4dr. Way better, way cleaner, sleeker, and more cohesive.

I think most of them ARE white.

Not even a bit about race. This is about getting stupid out of the gene pool.

Also a motorcyclist... I’m not going to go so far as to say drown them, but maybe a little waterboarding (to keep with the water theme).

If they are enthusiasts they sure don’t know how to ride. Whats up with the four wheeler guy continuously running into the divider?

As a motorcycle rider... Drown them in a bathtub