how do you not have all the stars!!

It’s like watching Darth Vader remove his mask.

Hmmm....

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

I like the rocket, but shooting a car into space? Dumb, what a waste of cargo space.

Meanwhile, a billion years in the future...

No, it’s still a new car. It will have practically zero miles on it, you’ll be the first one to get your ass imprinted on the seat, you’ll be the one suffering through the break in period.

Only on Jalopnik:

Makes for nice headliners though!

Needs moar popping bubble wrap sound.

Today, on Jalopnik.

False. Here was my 2010 C63. Stock and not stock.

This is the epitome of owning a Mercedes. The car sounds fine but the owner sounds like a trash fire of a human being.

It’s a C7 so it can’t be that old.

Hell, you could put Chevy badges on and nobody would know the difference. They’d still talk shit about the interior, too.

These kinds of sick bastards need off the streets and jailed for life. Done. No trial. No parole. Game over.

1. That driver is a douchebag.

You really phoned that one in

×1000

As long as we also end corn subsidies, funding to the Middle East to stabilize oil production, and tax breaks for oil companies I’m ok with this too.