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The Untied States. Is that on purpose, or just the most awesome typo ever?

Appropriate.

I made the mistake of mass-unfriending a few weeks before going back home for the holidays. I was shocked at how many loose acquaintances and girlfriends of friends took it so seriously and personally, especially when I barely update anything.

Speaking of maximum creepiness:

"London is one giant grave."

Not enough space on earth? I know where there's plenty of space...

it's raining man-dust? Hallelujah

Just dump me in the ocean, or bury me in the middle of nowhere and plant a sapling right on top of me.

Hey I found the solution.