Gotta keep up that 99% conviction rate somehow; they’ll find you guilty for something, and god help you if you’re a non-Japanese resident.

Wanting to play as someone who’s plus size isn’t the same as idolizing morbid obesity. Maybe you want to play as someone who looks like you. Maybe you want to play as someone who doesn’t look like you. Maybe you just want to play as a character you wouldn’t normally see in games with a set main character.

jesus christ, the comment you’re replying to literally mentions “plus sized characters” and you type out all this?

Well, I’m well over 50, and I definitely don’t care. We were screaming “Parasite!” at the sundry royals who toured our college back in the early 80s, so the sentiment isn’t new.

Charles, real and fictional, is such a worthless weenie, oh my god.

“people who can’t control their emotions”

Glad Gizmodo is supporting purchasing knock-offs and getting a cut of the action with affiliate links. 

Glad Gizmodo is supporting purchasing knock-offs and getting a cut of the action with affiliate links. 

Man I thought I was elite for getting one of these at launch, but now all the noobs are gonna' have one.

Man I thought I was elite for getting one of these at launch, but now all the noobs are gonna' have one.

Wow that looks low quality. It upsets me because I got the BotW bundle at launch which had an EXCLUSIVE official Nintendo Sheikah Slate carrying case. I’m curious if these knock-offs are officially licensed.

Wow that looks low quality. It upsets me because I got the BotW bundle at launch which had an EXCLUSIVE official…

True, but Boomer calls you a human by default.

So does Boomer

Pfft.  OK, boomer.

“In fact, no one ever calls you a ‘human.’”

In fact, no one ever calls you a ‘human.’

The Mayor is just a figurehead anyhow. Everyone knows it’s the Nook Family who runs the town.

I’m prreeeeety sure the mayor was going to be Tortimer. Then he retired from that last minute and set you up with the job so he could live in perpetual vacation, occasionally hosting the scavenger hunts and etc for Kapp’n.

Can people not critique things? Must we sit in silence unless we hate something, at which point we are suddenly allowed to bring up its flaws?

Fifty percent of people responding: “Fuck you, don’t take my games!”

Yes how dare the author ask games to rely on racial stereotypes and assume all Asians are a monolith.