As a white man in Kentucky I find this hilarious and strangely accurate and worrisome...

I went through a camo phase, my dogs are with me in my profile picture, I’d like to go hunting, I will most certainly readily eat breakfast at Cracker Barrel (dinner I can be coaxed into), and if I don’t watch myself I slip into an…

I think we’re going to see this more and more as pirates who aren’t tech savvy enough to go through one of the unban methods just trade their systems in for new ones and leave some poor kid unable to wondertrade away their crap pokemon. (Source: Had people pay me to mod their PSPs back in the day only to trade them in…

And cue the large number of 3DS systems being brought in to GameStop that, when sold, will look like they work right up until some kid tries to wondertrade and then “oh no...” banned system. Parent calls support, hears “unauthorized software” thinks little Timmy has installed some porn game on his 3DS somehow and…

You have extremely odd taste in animé.

Really? Because I just got done modding the everliving hell out of New Vegas with several mods requiring the Script Extender. Same with Skyrim. Same with Oblivion. Same with Fallout 3. You didn’t see many? Hell, anything beyond adding basic retextures and items requires it. New companion with fully voiced story…

I'm seriously getting some Dune/80's Sci Fi credits flashbacks right now... And I can't say I'm disappointed by that.

1) you are the one living in a fantasy world.
2) what do you consider an "automatic weapon"? Because it is really damn hard no matter where You live to get military grade selective fire machine guns. AR (which means armalite rifle not assault rifle or machine gun) are semi-automatic, which only means it cycles the…

All of them but Robocop and a couple of the Cenobites are female. Rule 63 in action.

Actually you're own blind intolerance shows an underlying behavioral and possibly developmental disorder in you.

Honestly, I wouldn't be too upset by anything said by someone so socially and emotionally retarded (proper usage, you are socially held back compared to everyone else and apparently emotionally 4 years old).

koguren

With less diarrhea

... X and Zero are such tsunderes in that picture.

Correct, it is beck and call. Beckon call was a bastardization of the phrase form people who didn't know what the other person was really saying.

To be at someone's beck and call means to be there for them whether they beckon you (motion for you to come) or call for you.

He's savvy enough for puns.

Actually it's beck and call
The phrase originated in the 1800s when to beck was the same as to beckon.

My fiance and I at first thought his name was another musical pun, going with artists this time.

"Im sorry, but i just want to make sure by "sexually assaulted" you mean forceful rape. Some people consider having sex with a drunk girl "rape" (which is ridiculous), just wanna make sure we're on the same page"

Oh calm your titties. It's not like you are FORCED to do this. Seriously, how are they destroyed? Were they completely redesigned? No. Now they have an item they can hold to go all Power Ranger if you so choose to use it. Get over yourself.