What? Sarcasm was lost to people on the internet? *gasp* Impossibru!

Gotta remember, as the master race we have other things we do. Like complain about how we're so misunderstood because we are better than everyone else and building completely ridiculous gaming rigs. Ooh, and Steam Sales. OMG the Steam Sales. I own more games than I could ever play because of them. I /NEED/ my games to…

Yay beer! As long as they have Guinness.

I don't see how this turned into a psychoanalysis of me. I included the "get lots of sex" part as a rather tongue in cheek dispelling of the myth that the nerdier you get the more likely you are to be a virgin. I'm about the nerdiest person of all the people around me and have never once been ashamed of it (something…

The real challenge is finding time for mating when you already have a 4 year old who's as much a night owl as you are...
Just when the time is right...
"My tablet is frozen..." ((Nabi Jr, was $99 and is very durable. inb4 someone gripes about kids with tablets.))
"I want to play a game..."
"Can we watch Doctor Who?"
"I…

Why must you criticize mine? Circular logic gets you nowhere fast. You might think you're sounding witty with that, but the logical fallacy implemented there negates any wit.
Also, don't splice your sentence. You'd want a comma there as "If you are entitled to your opinion" isn't a complete sentence. Not picking on…

Yes, for not liking the standards of the time, I was teased, picked on, told I shouldn't have "those things" in my room (megaman posters, gaming memorabilia) and that I wasn't going to be successful as a person. So it is a sore spot when someone says "A 19 year old shouldn't have that in their room and should be…

Twice in one day. If there were a thumbs down button I'd have used it.
Seriously, who the hell do you think you are telling people who they should live their lives? I'm 26, would have a Vinyl Scratch poster if I could find one I liked and have her as a wallpaper too. My Fiance's 4 year old son loves MLP (along with…

Yeah, Best Buy has a bad habit of doing stuff like this.
Not complaining though. The $500 work laptop I picked up my first day turned out to be over $800... and the store's response when we realized it? "Oops. Oh well."
Considering that oops meant going from an i5 to an i7 with multi touch touchscreen, illuminated keys…

Because Texas.

I absolutely love Paul Robertson. I wish there were more full games that he has done. Replaying Scott Pilgrim the Game over and over again is kinda boring...

So... Castlevania SOtN elevators turned into a minigame turned into a full game mixed with a bullet-hell shooter?

SOLD!
Still, where's OwlBoy?

Sludge, magnets, a metal ball with eyes/living bomb, piles of magma with eyes, a bunch of stray crystals/CG polygons shoved together, a bundle of vines, and a lump of silly putty aren't object like to you? Plants are "animals"?
Only one person sounded challenged here, and that is you.
Case in point? You open by calling…

It looks interesting.

Oh man, I know right? The originals were so much better because they were all animals.
Except for:
Clefairy (a little fairy puff ball)
Clefable
Vulpix
Ninetails (based off Japanese mythological creature, not actual foxes)
Jigglypuff (another fairy puff bull)
Wigglytuff
Oddish (plant)
Gloom (stoned plant)
Vileplume
Paras
Parasect…

I had a deep comment for you... but you called a game that you've not played bullshit. That makes no logical sense. You've never played it, but it's bullshit. What is the thought process that went through your head that you just HAD to comment?

"Oh look, Dark Souls. Again? Ugh, I'm so sick of hearing about this game…

Seriously? I'm sorry, did you not see the Pikachu 3DSXL? In my city alone it sold out in 2 days. Seriously, 2 days. Poof. All gone. Ones that were returned? Gone. Not even by scalpers, people bought and BRAGGED. Why? Pokemon. Pokemon is still a thing. People love Pokemon, despite Pikachu's camera nipples.

And the US isn't getting them?
First no Shin Megami Tensei IV 3DS and now this?
If there is a God it hates everyone who speaks English...

I... Don't know what to feel about this.
On one hand I hated FFXIII. I just could not get into it. I was happier when I let my characters die than when I progressed through the story...

Yet on the other hand humina humina humina...