My tale is kinda long as it spans my whole life and the things (I won't call them supernatural) that have happened to me.

Good thing you aren't up for election, because by your own standards you shouldn't be voted for!

Seriously? She has also doped more than everyone that has commented in this thread put together and I wouldn't call any of the putrescent bile she puts out artistic so excuse me whilst I flip you off, agree with "professional widow" as she profited more from Kurt Cobain's death than his life and continues to…

Famigo Sandbox (http://goo.gl/vY9pe) is a great Android child locker. It allows you to temporarily place a lock on the phone that can even block phone call answering without a pattern swipe form the parent. It comes with "wishlist" items for children to click on so their parents know which apps (obviously featured by…

See, the pattern doesn't work because you have Windows 2k and Windows XP back to back and both were decent OS choices.

I'm a Meteor fan myself. Though I bet there are a few fans of Ultima out there too.

Yes there would. There would be wars just to get women to dress like this.

Yeah... I love being a smart ass, just part of my personality. I guess that's why I want to be one! Anyways, if I'm the smart ass, does that make you the dumb ass, or just the ass? I mean, we're all caught up on semantics here and I want to be as completely accurate as possible for you.

Wow, seriously? Does that mean the iPad is an apple made gamepad and nothing else?

Didn't say they where, just that nobody has brought them up despite similarity. Or at least, at the time I'd posted, nobody had.

The saddest part is, even at $20 some people still can't afford it. Unlike some of my friends though, being jobless doesn't mean "spend all the cash you got on things to make you feel less depressed about it". Could pick this up, though then that's less money for things like food and gas. It'll be a month or two…

See, I was hoping this was just going to be a MMX 1-3 clone. I really was. Then I saw the "AutoPlay" bit and that there was a disturbing lack of movement controls. There was, however, jump and shoot....

I'd rather not have to hold the mouse button down. I killed a few mice like that playing D2 back in the day. They kinda got... stuck or warped into that position. I welcome the mouseover, especially with my touchpad on my laptop for mobile gaming.

To make it worse, in that last kiss players shot, the phallus tongue looks... pierced...

So, if you sleep with whoever you are with, even if you have been with them for quite some time, you are automatically a loose floozie interested only in the next conquest who's wedding will be a drinking binge... Got it! Thank you Steven for planning my wedding for me! I'm sure my fiance with whom I have shared my…

Considering I only have a PS3 nowadays (couldn't afford a replacement after mine RROD after having to replace parts after it was out of warranty...) that decision is pretty moot for me...

Bioware got me in to PC gaming thanks to Neverwinter Nights. First game that made me buy a graphics card, haha.

Brilliant

... Considering the woman in the restroom with Pond was of no real consequence and they just zapped her to dust, and the man that ran the orphanage who was YEARS behind because of the memory alterations... yeah, they are scary because you have no clue how many deaths they have been behind and the sheer amount of…

The problem is you really can't just say "my android phone" as the experience with android differs greatly between OEMs. Samsung and HTC have been the sweet spot for me over the years, lasting just as long as my iPhones did but with 1000x the durability. Have yet to break a phone as easily as my iPhones with Android.