I really find it hard to give a single solitary fuck about any of this.

This is the same Woman who said the January 6th insurrection was no big deal and we should just get over it.  Another reason to hate the Denver Broncos.

Literally, by definition, not WASPish at all. 

It is horrific that Britney is suffering in a Russian prison suffering under a cruel warmonger politician like Putin for doing something as harmless as having some marijuana. She should be in a US prison suffering under a cruel US warmonger politician like Biden for doing something as harmless as having some…

Make me feel bad for liking the AM Crunchwrap. Shame me. Strike me down. Give me all the ridicule. I want it. I deserve it.

Shut the fuck up snowflake

Why are you trying to bring back Jim Crow?

No it won’t.

Mental health checks will only weed out those society doesn’t want.

Whenever people are listing off all the things Democrats can’t/won’t/shouldn’t do, I’m just like “Lol, remember me when I’m in the camps, I guess!”

Plot armor is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.  

Too bad Qui-Gon never learned that “shrug off getting impaled on a lightsaber” trick that all the Inquisitors seem to know

It’s funny because they’re fucking cowards who’d be eating bullets if they had any fucking integrity.

Considering the debates are often about who lies the best and most often, I’m gonna go with a resounding ‘meh’.

The reason there are no ethics rules for the SCOTUS is because as the highest court, who could enforce it? The real problem is repubs in congress have so corrupted the system that the actual tool for oversight of the court is useless.

I like the tweet that notes this (alleged) pilot is “6-0" as if there’s a lot of pilots out there with like losing records. Generally notching anything in the loss column as a military pilot doesn’t end well. 

If it’s liquid enough to spend on this mega-yacht, it’s liquid enough to give to his employees

I actually thought the bikes looked cool, and enjoyed that they were a little different from the usual Star Wars aesthetic, but they didn’t look they fit in with Tattooine. Had they been on Coruscant, they’d have felt much less out of place.

The point is, those dumb bikes stick out like sore thumbs on the dusty, grimy, hardscrabble Tatooine. (Seriously, are they a bunch of trust fund kids? Where/when/how did they get their hands on brand-spanking new bikes?)

Better headline: “Alleged gang member kills pedestrian in street-racing crash”

Fuck that butcher and fuck the grief his family feels. As if anything he ever did could balance the mountain of corpses.