I hope this class contains trigger warnings for the lactose intolerant.

Leia’s ignorance of basic tradecraft was the reason the rebel alliance was almost wiped out at the battle of Yavin. She knew that there was a tracking device on the Falcon and still took them directly to the main rebel base anyway. That’s after she got herself captured getting the death star plans in the first place.

Munchkin makes game night “great” again in the same way a Trump presidency will make America “great” again.

Munchkin makes game night “great” again in the same way a Trump presidency will make America “great” again.

Why would anyone at DC let Frank Miller write anything after Holy Terror?

This is sacrilicious.

Hey man, if some dude came on here saying he told a hookup to gtfo because she had an ugly vulva people would be lining up to lynch him.

“in one case, the guy had a micropenis, so 21-year-old Nicole asked him to leave”

That would have been pretty great. You get the “happy” ending, followed by getting to see the consequences of the ending.

The whole “coin toss” dynamic seems wonky. Each scan and clone essentially creates an extra consciousness, as evidenced by the epilogue. Why one’s consciousness would warp over to the new clone at all seems like a strange concept created solely for the purpose of letting the game continue.

you know the endgame of this is the medical records “accidentally” being leaked and then websites popping up shaming and doxxing women who have had abortions in Texas.

Well, “crappier X-Wing” is basically it’s role in canon as well. It’s an outdated ship basically used by people who can’t afford better. Income basically improved on the design in every way when they put out the X-Wing.

Yeah, but fuck that song.

Pro tip: if you mention an oppressive regime when saying racist shit, it’s magically not racist!

This statue just makes me wonder why Simon Belmont was so aggressively against wearing pants.

They’re contentious! Some people think it’s pervy, others think it’s very Metal Gear.