Neither Jost nor the superstar are media whores. Just sayin’.

Again, you need to consider the ways that you’re fortunate in life compared to me. I was cursed by a Japanese middle school’s resident ghost after a misadventure seeking true love. Now I’m doomed to forever click on Jezebel articles about people that I find moderately annoying.

A good way for comedians to be left alone is to not have your manager book gigs at comedy clubs. It works; ask Dave Chapelle. It is also entirely possible to criticize C.K. while being his friend. You are not being disloyal by pointing out, when asked, that a good friend fucked up/is a fuck-up.

Yes. It’s horrible.

“I think Louis C.K., leave Louis C.K. alone,”

I have atypical cochlear hydrops which is a fancy way of saying Ménière’s but without the debilitating vertigo so I don’t have it as bad as you but I do have all of the hearing issues and that was definitely my takeaway from the article. I just stumbled upon this article from a random link in the AV Club and I really…

Exactly. I’m not on team Bezos anywhere ever basically, except his right to be in love and express it however he wants.

Have you switched to a low sodium diet? If so, do you have any favourite recipes?

I have low frequency hearing loss with Ménière’s disease, but I definitely can hear men’s voices. I have a lot of distortion of some sounds, and it’s much worse in one ear than the other (my right ear is essentially deaf) and a lot of other really shitty side effecting like vomit inducing vertigo. I get that it’s…

Saying “these things” like what?

“Alive girl” sounds like an inside joke between them. Maybe its a knock against his current wife who he thinks is “dead inside” or something. Or maybe she is just really full of life and he calls her that.

It should be interesting to see the not-at-all sexist Bernie fans who totally did not refuse to vote for Hillary because she was a woman and who totally would have totally voted for Elizabeth Warren now find reasons to totally not support Elizabeth Warren.

Unpopular opinion around this here comment section but despite my criticisms of both Warren and Bernie (esp re: Bernie on the age front and the lingering 2016 divisiveness)... I think that this is mostly fine.

In the end, it honestly doesn’t matter who is the Democratic nominee. YOU MUST VOTE FOR THAT PERSON!!!!1111

Wallpaper paste is wall mayo!

I hate this cause I know exactly why this clickbait article was written and I’m falling for it but I don’t care.

I have BPD and it is the fucking worst. I’m medicated and I have an excellent GP. But I still have major issues. Earlier this year I attempted suicide. It was my first attempt in over 6 years. It wasn’t a cry for help. I ended up with major tendon damage and in hospital for some time.

thanks, i didn’t notice that.

As someone who has had an eating disorder most of my adult life, I’m pretty sure that the moments I found myself huddled around a sad piece of fruit instead of a burger had more to do with me being desperately MENTALLY ILL, rather than some grand scheme to throw shade at larger individuals.

This doesn’t bother me? When models act like they eat and exercise like normal people, it just makes normal people feel like shit for not looking like that. I feel a lot better about my body knowing that at least I get to enjoy food while she has to settle for raw vegetables and that pear.