Even when they pretend to be old people for an entire hour? 

“I didn’t mention her once” was a little 💔, maybe even harder than the suicide joke. That was actually pretty funny.

I meant do people listen to Mariah.

Do people do that?

Not even pizza, dude? 

Cool that made no sense. Should read BF doesn’t pack a lunch. 

That’s adorable and I’m going to buy some post it’s. bag doesn’t pack a lunch but I’ll put them on something in his bag. I’ll figure it out.

Agree, fairly sure “alive girl” is an inside reference. If he literally did just call her that out of nowhere I am going to have some questions but it makes a lot more sense if it’s their joke.

Agree. Also I think “alive girl” is probably an inside reference. And kind of sweet. I mean I hate Jeff Bezos, but this does not feed the hate. It ever so slightly lessens it.

It was mentioned that he would be doing this bible diet during the LEGO movie 2 press junket so yes.

I watched a recent special of Garafalo’s and she was...she was not really funny, and she was kind of cruel to people with disabilities, dietary restrictions, etc. Nothing deplorable, just obnoxious. So, I’m not really shocked by this.

I mean I don’t mind jokes? I like jokes, actually. Just, being disabled and the butt of a joke is a bit of a...oof. Bummer.

Thissss. Like yes let’s leave him alone. He has enough money. He can just be a dad and change his fucking name if he wants. No one is pressing charges so he got off easy. Let’s leave it all the fuck alone.

TBH I think we all should leave him alone. Like all alone. No more talking about him and for damn sure no one goes to his disaster trash comedy shows. I’m more personally hurt by the whole thing than I deserve to be, but at this point I honestly just want him gone from public life and the news cycle. Is that too much…

I’ve been saying Titus Burgess for a while (though ngl Billy Eichner is still my first choice.)

I tried it for a little while, but I also have hypotension and I started fainting/blacking out which is almost as bad as drop attacks. So I have to have some sodium. I’ve had some success with the autoimmune paleo protocol, but then when I got better, I stopped doing it, and then symptoms returned. I recently started…

Not an ENT but a person with an inner ear condition. Doesn’t sound like you’re dying but if you have questions I might be able to help (again, no medical certifications just a lot of personal research because, incurable debilitating inner ear condition.)

I have low frequency hearing loss with Ménière’s disease, but I definitely can hear men’s voices. I have a lot of distortion of some sounds, and it’s much worse in one ear than the other (my right ear is essentially deaf) and a lot of other really shitty side effecting like vomit inducing vertigo. I get that it’s…

Yup. But interesting in a way I really don’t want to watch.

Right? Like I’m not that into her but literally no one is better so yes?