So, Ashkenazi Jews are like all related basically. I found this out when I got my DNA tested and found out my grandfather was Ashkenazi and don’t tell anyone, and that suddenly I was biologically related to my sister’s husband (and, so is my sister.)

That’s entirely different than what’s happening here. What she’s talking about is a post breakup backslide, which is incredibly common.

I have done this many times and your assumption is absolutely correct.

This one is not correct but you can still believe it.

She will 100% fuck him that week. It will be fine.

Correct.

I could not believe the Three Men and a Little Lady reference. Cheers I get, that was iconic. But wtf, not even the original movie, the sequel? Mean.

I’m 37 now and my divorce was finalized yesterday. I don’t know if marriage is in the cards for me and my fella but we’re happy, as happy as we can be when many things are sad. We have a lot of love and support from each other and it means a lot.

I think the fact that she wrote the material helped. It was incredibly poor taste and now I don’t think anyone could recover from it, but I do think that he has and I’m glad for it.

It’s so common! My dad always hits on the nurses under anesthesia which is hilarious because he’s so not that way normally! He and my mom have been together since 17 and are maybe the only actually well adjusted couple ever.

Ha! My boyfriend and I both have approval from each other’s therapists, though that’s based on what we’ve told them, not them meeting us.

Don’t forget he was 48 when they got married and she’s his third wife. Sometimes it takes a while!

People who feel alone reading this, please remember- this is his third marriage. He was 48 when they married, and his second divorce was one of the most expensive Hollywood has seen, reportedly costing him $30 million, after a highly publicized affair.

Yup. I was expecting this.

see, she’s here: http://jezebel.com/1796868610

I’m reluctant to say too much because I’m 100% positive she’s reading this and trying to figure out who I am already (hi Irene!) Basically she’s difficult, probably has an undiagnosed personality disorder, but she means well.

“Irene, who only began publicly speakingabout the ordeal in the past couple years”

I know her IRL and she relives this daily. To be fair, everyone else does seem to talk to her about it too. Like people either whisper behind her back or ask her directly about it. But it’s not like she minds.

I can’t believe she’s still trading on this 20 year old shit. Wait, actually, I can. I knew Irene 10 years ago when this was already ancient history and it was all she talked about. Apparently she’s going to her grave talking about this.

Honestly I would love to see Bruno Mars and Rihanna.