Fuck zoos.

Oh, no.

Bill is her Biden. Like just, sweetie we can talk in private but in front of the crowd just shhhh...

Sure. Who isn't trying?

Throwing back to the classics!

I agree but to be fair we are ridiculing him right now though.

I don’t understand why people think the media should cover people showing up for a rally. Other than the fact that they clearly do, because I keep hearing about it, but I don’t really see why it’s news. “Prople go to a place to listen to a man talk, next at 11.”

I think you kind of buried the lede on this. The president does not need to ride the subway. The president should have some concept of how they would execute their campaign promises.

Channing Tatum’s head is too big for his face. Ryan Reynolds kind of seems like a douchebag but I'm unable to find anything unattractive about his face or body.

That picture is from my all time favorite movie.

Seriously though, one eye is higher than the other. I don't know how no one else notices this.

I've heard of her but never seen her in anything. I don't watch SNL except occasional clips, and I don't think I've seen her.

So it's not actually bagels, it's carbs. So as long as you are eating your protein and vegetables I'm sure you're fine if you have a bagel here and there. Unless you have celiac like me in which case fuck everything.

the only thing i do is post photos of us together.not like kissing pictures or anything (gross) but just us at the beach or maybe every once in a while at a restaurant or something. i don’t think that counts here since i don’t post commentary about how he’s the best and we are the most in love.

Isn’t the opposite of Stanford Charlotte’s Sicilian wedding planner?

I think the jokes came after the original confused kids.

Remember when everyone was saying Kanye was nice to make a recording with this old man no one has heard of, Paul McCartney? Probably a big boost for that old white guy’s career.

Spike on Buffy really nailed the Yoko/Beatles thing: “the band broke itself up. She just happened to be there.”

can i ask you a question? i have two dogs and two cats and basically always have dog and cat hair on me. wouldn’t coming into close contact me with me be as bad as entering a room with a dog in it? what do you do in those situations? i’m not trying to be provocative i’m legit asking, i don’t want to hurt people.

i mean i hear you but your definition of sentience is wrong. dogs and cats are sentient, that’s well established.