“More importantly, Why do you look like an OLD Kurt Russell?”

“You’re killing them and stealing their eggs? Oh no, who will save the poor, poor mutant salmon?”

You’ll know when it happens

Don’t power-level Aeris. Trust me on this

In Japan, You kill off Quarter Pounder

Sounds like they’re closing th barn doors after the cows have goteen out, those cows have moved on to college, gotten jobs, married their calfhood sweethearts, gotten mortgages, had kids of their own, and those cow-kids have also gotten out of the barn, and now I’m lost in a metaphor, but you get the idea.

Exactly what I did. I HAD a Switch Pre-order, then changed my mind on spending $300+ on what’s bascially a “Zelda Box” with iffy hardware. Took my pre-order money and got Horizon, and pre-ordered Nier and Mass Effect.

2025: Humanity flees to the stars in search of a new habitable world, leaving behind a ruined ecosystem. All available landfills, forests and oceans have become clogged with trillions of unwanted Funko Pop figures.

Guaranteed they’re saving the FF7 characters for a big push when the remake gets closer.

ALL the music in Brave Exvius is really good, actually, even by Final Fantasy standards

The fact that it doesn’t matter and isn’t integral is kind of the point

that’s 50 USD ...A YEAR, for six or so games a month. It’s a good deal any way you slice it.

Ice Climber is NOT  better than Ninja Gaiden, Super C (really?!) , Ghosts and Goblns, Double Dragon II or even Ecitebike. It controls so badly, it’s basically broken and stops being fun in less than a minute.

with consecutive playthroughs, you get a new ending each time

If AoS gets a spin-off, it’s proabably gonna be Ghost Rider. At least, that’s how it feels, the way they’re promoting it so hard. 

I tried to marry Mjoll, and she left me at the Altar. My guests were there, but she just never showed up, I waited for two in game days, but she had disappeared entirely, and I didn’t ee her again for the rest of my playthrough. :( I ended up marrying my Housecarl, but it was more a marriage of convenience than…

FYI that image is actually pretty old... i saw it a while ago, when I looked up “Unnecessary Remake” in the dictionary

yet still delicious in its own way

I really don’t understand how Pork is so popular after all these years. Especially at a time when a meat such as Beef is in existence. Applesauce or not, I don’t believe Pork can provide a fulfilling experience like the Beef can.