Ice Climber is NOT  better than Ninja Gaiden, Super C (really?!) , Ghosts and Goblns, Double Dragon II or even Ecitebike. It controls so badly, it’s basically broken and stops being fun in less than a minute.

with consecutive playthroughs, you get a new ending each time

I tried to marry Mjoll, and she left me at the Altar. My guests were there, but she just never showed up, I waited for two in game days, but she had disappeared entirely, and I didn’t ee her again for the rest of my playthrough. :( I ended up marrying my Housecarl, but it was more a marriage of convenience than…

yet still delicious in its own way

I really don’t understand how Pork is so popular after all these years. Especially at a time when a meat such as Beef is in existence. Applesauce or not, I don’t believe Pork can provide a fulfilling experience like the Beef can.

betting there will be a lot of I’m-shaming-this-in-public-forums-but-watching-it-secretly-at-home going on with this

That’s an easy fix. Remove the Sun from the game. Then abandon all progress on a new Sun. Then fire the creator of the Sun,  burn down the entire franchise until no one remembers the Sun was ever a thing. Then, make a pachinko game about The Sun.

Wasn’t the fans’ main gripe with this series that fact that it was basically the same game every year and never changed?

Sounds like you’re mostly salty because those first couple of NPC characters weren’t grateful enough for having their lives saved but house destroyed.

Article posted 10:08. Time people to start whining about things not being status quo: 10:11

STOP TALKING ABOUT OVERWATCH or I’m going to have to buy it and I need my money for food!