Reminds me of Bill Hicks’ routine about the Rodney King trial:

If I was going to pick something as the great exemplar of things still made in America, it wouldn’t be any of the domestic brands of cars...

He doesn’t even understand what the test is measuring. It’s not an IQ test donny. Passing it means you can live on your own without hurting yourself.

“Holy shit! He did it!”

“C...O...G...and we love spelling, don’t we folks? The vowels and the continents and the big, big words. And I know words, probably better than dictionaries. In fact, I had a dictionary doctor tell me once that they thought I should’ve become a dictionary since I knew such good word spelling. And I had a word come up…

“The doctor man even put a big gold star and a smiley face on my paper! I got to keep the crayons!”

Why, he’s an expert at lion.  He does it multiple times daily.

TBF, if I was watching him successfully point to a picture of a lion when asked, I too would be “very surprised”

“That’s a cat!”

a show of incredible mental acuity that doctors found both surprising and “unbelievable.”

As we meet here tonight, there is a growing danger that threatens every blessing our ancestors fought so hard far. Our nation is witnessing a merciless campaign to wipe out our history, defame our heroes, erase our values, and indoctrinate our children.

“Soulless” doesn’t even feel like a strong enough word to describe the all-consuming vortex of moral indigence that would lead someone to advertise that their actions drove someone to suicide after forcing a confession out of them under duress and over a matter for which they weren’t the accused party. Even if her…

During the ensuing video deposition, Watkins swiftly got the woman to confess and admit the allegations were false. The video deposition swiftly became an internet sensation. A six-figure judgment was entered in favor of the policeman. The woman committed suicide thereafter.

In the video, Maggie is wearing a Mets shirt (which is technically classified as a Confederate monument because it celebrates a “lost cause”)

Any time I see a list of famous streamers I’m forced to rethink my definition of the word famous.

Said it before, I’ll say it again.

Pretty much the only thing that is singularly amazing about Trump is how he continually tops himself for how fucking awful he is. My expectations for Trump are “always be the worst possible person and do things the worst possible way.” And yet, even with those expectations, Trump still manages, on practically a daily…

I am still unable to wrap my brain around the most hilarious/wretched of all MAGAt ironies: he HATES the poor white trash who worship him. And they’re just too blinded by their hatred of the Other to see it.