I got a Pandemic Peloton and I love it. I didn’t go to spin classes pre-pandemic and god, I would never go to one afterwards. I love the convenience of having a bike at home and I love being able to exercise at whatever time I want and wearing whatever the fuck I want and basically not have to worry about everyone…

We wanted children, but were never successful. Over the years when people asked if we have children and I said “no”, it was so often followed by how children are one of life’s greatest joys, or “you should do it”. Now that I’m turning 40, I’m coming to the sobering realization that some people still don’t just stop at …

Always appropriate to remind people: Anyone who does not want to have children... and DOES NOT have children should be applauded.

I’m sure there are lots of reasons, but worth noting that this decline in birth rates is global. It’s happening in countries with generous social safety programs, and in countries where quality of life has improved dramatically in recent years. When people have the ability to choose how many kids to have, and when the…

I highly doubt they only do renos for people in their church. Even in a mega church, that would be a pretty limited market and probably couldn’t sustain an entire business.

This is the most accurate description of him ever. They're nice. To a point.

I may have my “unsettlingly charming red-state couple who do home renovations on TV” misremembered, but aren’t these also the folks who almost exclusively do renos for people from their church? Like, I’m sure they’re nice enough but that kind of self-dealing never sits right with me.

According to 23 and Me, I have more neanderthal DNA than 99% of the population and I don’t pull this shit. 

Five bucks says he’s raped someone. Why isn’t COVID taking down useless Neanderthals like this one? 

I made it through about 20 minutes before I gave up. And I’m an awards ceremony nerd and can sit through hours of these things. It was sad and disjointed and not funny or moving or glitzy at all. Dresses on Zoom is no substitute for the red carpet. 

I did this when I was very young. My mom also had to hide/boobytrap the pink liquid amoxicillin (“the pink stuff”) because I would try to sneak little nips from the fridge.

If you turned your back on me as a child, I would be in the fridge taking a huge bite out of a stick of butter.

Doctors like this seriously need to get their licenses taken away.

Preach, brother/sister/person!

I wish I had a thousand stars for this.

While we’re on the subject of failures, why don’t you eat some avocado toast or something that Millennials supposedly do instead of buying houses and diamonds? Are you really mad that instead of fixing the world up the way you want it to be, we spent our youth getting fucked up and piercing ourselves in strange…

They’ve already failed. Blaming the previous generation for not fixing their problems is how you know.

Is this because GenX won’t take a side in the skinny jean/side part war? 

I also don’t even see how it is that much of a “freak” accident. If you’re handling explosives, it’s not that crazy that they might, you know, explode.

Their older brother, Peter, described them both as skilled mechanics who “could fix and do anything.” He told the Times: “[It was] the freakiest of freak accidents that I could ever imagine.”