Whole Foods suggested that employees “donate” their PTO to their coworkers who undergo a medical emergency

I honestly and truly don't know what to believe anymore. The only ONLY thing I am sure of is that I will vote for whoever is running against Trump. 

In MN, the Minnesota Association of Family Doctors asked the governor not to close liquor stores because they were concerned about alcoholics going in to withdrawal and burdening emergency services. So they stayed open. Interesting difference.

But they shoot Jesus too because he’s brown, and they were expecting a blue eyed, blonde white guy.

“...where they get to shoot their neighbors anyone who is a different color than they are...”

Huh. In Ontario, the LCBO (very similar to Pennsylvania’s State Store system) & the Beer Store locations (beer only retailers, which are owned jointly by the giant international brewery conglomerates, and run strangely similar to methadone clinics) have been deemed essential services.  They have cut back their hours…

Oh, and BTW Trump sent 17.8 tons of PPE, including vents, to China in February and now he’s trying to blame Obama for our lack of supplies.

Right wing gun owners fantasy: Apocalyptic event where they get to shoot their neighbors and Jesus comes back from the dead.

And you might say it’s their own fault - but those people will be shopping next to you in the grocery store and failing to cover their coughs or wash their hands

Counterpoint - there may be a lot of asymptomatic carriers walking into those crowded Easter services. It’ll be a great momentary PR bump, and a big “oooooh, shit” realization when a ton of elderly churchgoers are in the hospital a couple weeks later.

I have no issues with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard owning a building and I think they’re being really good landlords by not charging rent for April. It’s decent and I wish my apartment complex would do the same.

It came later than Ducktales and Gummy Beats, but I’m Team Gargoyles in the death match of late 20th century Disney cartoon series. I’m very disappointed that Disney hasn’t taken Jordan Peele up on his pitch for a live action movie.

I had forgotten nearly everything about this show EXCEPT for the theme song.  

Up there with Ducktales as the best show in the Disney Afternoon. Fuck that Goof Troop noise.

Sanchez is also super smart. Show your mom this; the mic-drop pic of Sanchez:

It’s possible that it’s my childhood neglect speaking, but have you tried letting your kids enjoy some unstructured free time? Like, the only rules are that it can’t hurt anyone or damage anything, and that at the end you have to learn something. I used to go nuts with that much freedom. And by “go nuts”, I of course…

Make ‘movies.’ Boring stuff that’s around all the time can be way more interesting to make a movie out of. Definitely requires parental assistance, but planning a movie requires lots of drawing and thinking, filming may be achievable by kids alone, and then editing things together can be done on just about any laptop…

They look like the babysitter and the boyfriend that she invites over in a slasher movie.

When your official ministry photographs look like something out of Central Casting for “Grifters”.....