Bingo. As the youngest of 10 birthed by the Queen of Narcissism herself, I’m almost embarrassed that I didn’t really understand that until I was in my 30s. I never understood why my mom’s greatest form of entertainment was using her kids to stir the pot.  *45 is one sick, twisted ghoul (not that I feel bad for any of…

One thing that must be understood about narcissistic parents is that they frequently pit their kids against each other. The special bond between (normal, healthy) siblings is seen as a threat to the parent.

Such good news re. all of the adoptions! And why have I never seen Guthrie before? That is one pugilist’s face there.

I’ve never seen Beaches.

Red ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I literally love him, I say this every week because I do, I just want to scoop him up and hug him . 

Call me a curmudgeon, but doesn't anyone at Jez proof read any of this shit? I see at least two punctuation errors, one grammatical error, and a spelling mistake. That's on top of the tortuous-to-the-point-of-tortious long sentences and First Degree abuse of the word "literally".

This happens. Years ago, my friends and I had a habit of hanging out late at night in my buddy’s garage, working on cars, shooting the shit, etc. until the early hours of the morning. One day, someone went down to the AM/PM and grabbed a giant cup of soda (think 7-Eleven super-duper big gulp), leaving about 1/4 of it…

This is the WINNER. A mini-series must be made about these bangs. Sorry about the mugging tho.

Well, anyone who’s ever spent time in Philly knows the horror of the bathrooms at Dirty Frank’s. After banging in both of those, I decided to top myself by banging a guy in the alley out back. (Mind you, these bangings were spread out over several years, obviously I’m a very classy gal). But I don’t think it gets much…

I strongly dislike showering bc it’s a process and no shower cap can prevent my thin strand but robustly thick hair from turning into a swamp witch coif.

On top of my ex? He hated showering so only did it once or twice a month. He liked it when I would lightly scratch his back (not as part of sex, just as a relaxing thing) and I would end up with gunk under my nails afterward. My explanation is I was... going through a lot.

My fiance and I were councilors at a youth retreat. 3 days into camp, we got caught in an open field when a massive thunderstorm kicked up so we headed to the only shelter available... underneath a flat bed trailer. Unfortunately all of the other creatures in that field had the same idea. What started as a scene right…

I just want to have sex with someone that truly loves me, I don’t know how that feels.

Lol separate story but at some stage in my life tea was code for sex, so yes we definitely need tea!!

Let’s be honest now, “sex lol” is a thing with which we’re all familiar.  <3 

That’s actually not a natural question to take from that...

Trying to justify it by saying these are “industry-standard established ranges based on experience” is especially fucked-up, given the strength of their resumes. He had one movie screenwriting credit and one “story by” credit prior to Crazy Rich Asians. She’d been writing for television for two decades. It’s a flimsy…

He is... dancing in September.

Funny! On the other hand, I recall reading an editorial in the early 90's - I think it was by Peter David - where he was responding to a letter written by a fan who said he loved comics, but didn’t want anyone to know because he was afraid of being ridiculed. David’s response was “don’t hide it. If you want comics to…

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.