Boden USA has become my Anthro since I became an adult (ie: children ruined my waist). Their dresses are not cheap, but neither is Anthro. Boden dresses are hardy (I never dry clean, they survive the washer just fine) and the cut of their dresses is usually flattering.

The Quibi business model was "break room" "bus stop" "between classes" watching, which went away the month they launched Due to Covid. Not pivoting quickly was their misstep. They also should have offered longer free subscriptions to get through this. Otherwise, their bench was stacked well, though expensive. At this…

Thank you for bringing that up again, it can’t be said enough. My feelings are hurt by James Corden’s existence on American late night. And Daily Show HAD Samantha Bee!

I’ve decided my 1st grader is going to #$%@ learn to read the dial of a clock, because he has been both asking for a digital watch and asking me what time it is. I saw into my future, having to tell my 27 yo what time it is. He has a block up about it (maybe from being the baby, we old snobs walk around referring to…

I ran to my fave used bookstore with my kids, because I’m facing several weeks of mommy homeschool. They had a great old photo of Londoners casually browsing bookshelves in a store with the roof caved in from Blitzkrieg. Priorities in order.

If you are child-free, know this one truth: You sucked your mother dry. Yes your father may have sacrificed, but you sucked everything out of your mother. I didn’t know this until I had children. I thought, “Oh Mom likes to cook, and likes a clean home, and wants to work for the school system.” No one likes to prepare…

Yes! Who do we think that character is based on? That episode came out of left freakin' field. I recognize petty grudge writing when I see it and that character is a personal vendetta against someone. I would say Sarah Silverman, but she leans into sexy tomboy bro. Whitney Cummings?

Nopen, the Living Single ladies match Golden Girls perfectly, same lady archetypes.

Yes! In my 40s I started to empathize with the pathetically horny 17 yo boys I remembered from high school. It's like my final dropping eggs control me once a month and at times I'm miserably horny.

I’m enjoying the fact that Larry David, a classic narcissist, will have to vote to find out how many would do him.

Does it do any good Google their names every day after the search term "defeat"? Just to get the recommendation to trend?

This is very important, thank you for it. I’m a straight mom and I just offered to bring a friend’s dance class-tastic daughter to see the movie with me and my hyper daughter, explaining that ALW’s music activates me like a fembot. Can’t explain it, just follow it. Cats and Phantom were like beacons flashing across…

The pilot of Grownish was a nonsensical mess, like Community and Breakfast Club in woke cocktail shaker. That hurt to realize because I love Zoe and Blackish. Does the show pickup and improve? The pilot was just so hard to make it through.

Gen X parenting = Sorry. Sorry all your music sucks!

As a Californian, I feel like the specimen who bothers with gloves when I’m somewhere cold. Once in the U.K. over Christmas my boyfriend’s Liverpool friends laughed at all my layers while they’re in tank tops and knee-high boots for a night out.

I think you’re a grown-up finally when friends feel like work. That “have to go because I committed” feeling is true adulthood. I remember my parents dragging out the door to an obligation while I got to lay on the livingroom floor and watch “Small Wonder” (while making tall stacks out folded Kraft singles, doesn’t…

Good call, I thought of Ron Swanson. Whiskey sh*ts pushes it through? Just a lady with weak digestive system guess.

I was at this Vulture panel and Steve Guttenberg showed up as a surprise guest, because his episode is the best. He graciously accepted praise for “Diner” from Ken Marino (inspired him to start acting, no big whoop). Then I spilled purple Planters Punch on my pants, not related, just laundry complaining.

You’re good people.

I LOVE when food items are stuck together. I guess it’s the serendipity? Like if Pepperidge Farms suddenly sold siamese twin Goldfish I would protest. But gummy bears born connected at the head? A threesy peanut in the shell? Private heaven.