@Sekai: Some flaws in your argument:

I don't have any UMDs, so this news unconcerns me - I'll still be picking one up. The people upgrading from a regular PSP to this were delusional in the first place (there was absolutely no reason to).

@Whizkid103: @hot_heart:

@Whizkid103: It's a lightsaber(!).

I've never been able to play any of the Lego games since Star Wars.

@1up: It sure is splendid that we're rich.

Interesting, I'll have my butler pick me up one.

I can totally understand this, because I drink champagne for breakfast.

@Gaucho85:

@firefly: If rumors are to be believed, he was originally filmed in the Lyon colours, but with his transfer they've just edited it to make it nonspecific.

I find it hard to trust anything in bullet point form.

@RuthLucas: Speak for yourself, I love looking at the Ubisoft logo and hearing the stop-start playback of the soundtrack.

@Boolean: Ah, that completely slipped my mind. Disregard that grievance, then.

@Fallible.: It's also holier-than-thou. I'm totally not getting this job.

Disregard.

@Tom Servo: On the plus side, you can now add 'Console Set-Up Engineer' to your CV.

@resvrgam: A most excellent tale, fellow.

What is that, like £2?

@TheVegetarianBurgerKing: Or his mom could, you know, read the label.

@Lucidity: