Yeah, I snapped a number of VHS tapes by watching them too much, which isn't something that happens with DVDs.

I owned an N64 for two reasons:

Don't forget to burn.

I think he actually said "Ghost riding Wonder Woman's whip"

Affable presence had an affable air. Maybe there was just too much affability for it to last.

Or Tamerlane. Or Tubal-Cain. Or Gucci Mane. Or anybody whose name has an "-ane" sound at the end.

I know people were just talking about how rough Tara Reid is looking these days or whatever, but I have to admit, the neon ski outfit with hot pink studded bustier is a hell of a look, and I'm digging it. Not sure what that says about me.

Ouchhhhh

"I'll drop them off after work"

The mainga created by Massa Mooney Shur-OW.

Baby, baby.

PUTTIN ON THA REEEEEEEEEEETZ

Inexplicably, it's also true that no woman has ever gone to an Amy Grant concert and made it out without getting pregnant.

He's not making this one.

Ignatiy's reviews always make these crap movies sound fun, but I have to keep reminding myself to look at the letter grade.

"Dr. Octagon, please come to the office. Come now."

I'm coming around to the idea that maybe this site isn't as good as it once was.

What a bunch of lightweights.

Meh. Jesus was just all right.

London, England: consider yourselves warned!