I stopped reading once I hit that sentence.

Well, somebody at my job keeps printing out pixelated images of them with stuff like "COFFEE TIME!" superimposed on them and posting them in the breakroom.

Shawn Bawn.

This review sounds way the hell better than a B- to me, but maybe I like dumb stuff.

ARF ARF WHATCHALL REALLY WAAAAAANT
The money you owe us.
…oh.

You're talking about Dr. Pepper Ten. I'm not sure if that stuff even exists anymore. They seem to have refocused on Diet Dr. Pepper with their "It's the Sweet One" ad campaign… because other sodas aren't sweet enough, I guess?

Where I live, it's Hardee's that has the commercials with greased-up models shoving burgers in their faces.

The persistent "we're just trying this out" header on all of the wrestling stuff should have been a giveaway. The good news is that Ms. Ferguson writes for With Spandex over at UPROXX now.

Who else has bailed?

My wife makes 50% more than I do. FAKE NEWS

The entire series ranges from "pretty great" to "not bad" and never really sinks below that level. That's a damn good record, considering that there are five of them, with a smaller budget each time.

It's a madhouse!

I remember when he was Blac Syxx

Those eyebrows are one of the things future media will lazily use to visually signify this decade.

Yeeeauurgh

SYUPERIOR RYASSIAN TECHNYALOGY

Copley, not "Copely".

It's kind of hilarious that the Soviet answer to the Space Shuttle looked exactly like the Space Shuttle. IN YOUR FACE, CAPITALIST LAPDOGS

Andie MacDowell's performance in Four Weddings and a Funeral is the first time I can remember realizing that somebody in a movie couldn't act.

That's not the newphew, it's the psychopath cop.